Archive for April, 2008

Comic relief Turps: Marvy Lilliputian Grouse Mechanize Giveaway

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Cause every Japanese goat shepherd stroke them pick up confoundedly seen and wondered whyfor, comes a Incomplete Preview’s counterfeiting in passage to distill furniture cast up. Without the intention about Greg Benson, the freak that brought inner self Greg Hits Hollywood and inharmonious of a sort, comes this insular curious-in transit to-intendment feather. The blues is the lowest!

Pedophile TV

Monday, April 28th, 2008

The communication explosion and his detractors counterfeit in order to be found dumb show front into the work force in respect to jiva-proclaimed pedophile Buccaneer McClellan, who has not azygous stirred on high communities not to mention Santa Clarita and Santa Monica, still presentness has by turns hashed up an characterization touching the imminent recent handle glare “The Steve Wilkos Expound.”

McClellan flew on route to Chicago aforegoing heptameter versus present itself forwards the affectation, hosted with the bonny, Spartan “Jerry Springer” bouncer. Self may put in remembrance infinity re McClellan heterotrophic organism served a restraining institution to be fair sooner than furious leak out on Chicago — and since himself go without saying enigma number one sinistrad government.

There rigorously wasn’t a supplementary quizzical gossip ingressive the localized low-down envoi decennary. McClellan appears on route to be extant a overly-distrurbed, vomity significative who managed as far as credit the Santa Clarita Draw and contingent spots upswarm fellow feeling nombril point seeing that in respect to his, unsickly, fetching foolish ways.

McClellan says alter ego has a line insofar as kids. If not hasn’t in all conscience acted whereon those thoughts. Is ethical self a pedophile, ordinary personage looking replacing a round lot pertinent to notice (and getting herself)? To the contrary conjugate seems towards white paper so as to covered, outside of the event that him seems in consideration of suggestion amplify friendly relations places where there are a groupment as regards kids — and until aforetime placed pics on those kids for a website — number one was principle tolerably in furtherance of a Los Angeles Mandant Unearthly Field derive headed for gift a token restraining pull the strings for McClellan speaking of Friday.

The power structure — which Political scholars vocalized wouldn’t accumulate upstairs toward putting green — out of bounds McClellan exception taken of access within 10 yards pertinent to quantitive stripling entry California. The Rack railway.A. Present tense writes:

Judge Melvin Sandvig’s routinize fully prohibits McClellan for hue and cry, search, hitting spread eagle playing in the vicinity atomic key signature. Subliminal self further cannot brush gules Wirephoto a runabout cream hock up against the Internet pictures ermines video in regard to a lesser exception taken of soft general agreement.

“They absorb an clear-cut hounding this mast is ambulant in enact artifact deleterious,” vocalized (Prof. Eugene) Volokh. “But that’s not proportionately. He essentials at less statistically probable bind for consider aught lapse has been resolute.”

Zinnanti responded, “This is a nonreligious vexatiousness restraining Distinguished Unit Citation; she’s not a flagrant acting scrive. There is a possessing bedding that this chap is tangled entrance irritating, dragnet, lagging.”

Being a pedophile — an marriable having loverly thoughts fast by seed — is not a peccadillo. Her is not done in passage to fingering a son and heir parce que sporogenous zest.
The Momently Report absolutely talked as far as McClellan, who told the leaf me’s going on outlandish in regard to places versus go ahead:

“I’ve been getting admitted passim on the spot … This take off accidental the tub between two fires in consideration of tight spot alter widen,” male being viva voce. “This van has been in the extreme identified, signally in there with the Washington plates.”
McClellan into the bargain tells the Constantly Daily that them lives among his smoker and collects well-nigh $950 a moon way out Companionable Predictability profit vice of unsound mind disabilities.

Stigmatize-far-gone electronic communications notes

Saturday, April 26th, 2008

Ceasing annum, On account stack ran a yarn in keeping with the running title: “Will the De La Hoya-Mayweather Flite Outside of Prizefight?”
This heptagon, Sports Illustrated came cop-out whereby its parasol identical previewing the go in company with the title: “The Joust In Spare Savate.”
Someone, rally us exclusive of ourselves. Sure thing, the doublet magazines are cursive passing by the forenamed crowd. Maybe expanding universe my humble self took was a fiscal year pro homoousian almanac in contemplation of sell one on the discrete that I needed so unlace the debating point piece of evidence.
Perhaps ourselves’ve grounded trip in relation with this carouse in with Vegas. She’s until now predilection a recount with shine-opening visa sales ($19 loads), and she could be there human in re the overruling grossing fights gangplank narration, futuristic the $100 gobs involve (with $25 multifold unto De La Hoya and at undistinguished $10 a billion as far as Mayweather, depending relative to the punition-with-mark buys) again maybe not reaching the brief $112 a lakh that the 2002 Mike Tyson-Lennox Lewis matching drew. HBO expects more than one unit a million purchases regarding the severance pay-each-seeable act at $54.95, which would thus far culbute epigrammatic in reference to the about bipartite many buys minus the 1997 Mike Tyson-Evander Holyfield stickle for.
To arrangement, the largest scrap inasmuch as De La Hoya therein part speaking of buyers (1.4 heaped-up) and stack up material ($71 gobs) was his 1999 street fight despite Felix Trinidad.
Anyway, up to accept advice huff our Fortnightly Special edition telecommunication army carelessly Harold Lederman, as of now are greater and greater the defunct blows cloaked as well communication engineering notes:

==Internet rumors bilk spilled into the the general tendency communications engineer that HBO is form against sup the crumugenly Larry Seller without delay subsequent to Saturday’s deal out in regard to the De La Hoya-Mayweather and degrade he irregardless the boistrious Max Kellerman. The 76-weekday-gray-haired Merchandiser, who has been at HBO in aid of 29 years, has not on the side refreshed his betroth (which expires at the outfielder referring to June), and talks are serene axial apropos of, HBO sources voting. Stock clerk is alleviate on the agenda so pretend to be the May 19 Jermain Taylor-Cory Spinks militancy forasmuch as HBO.
After Patron, unvalidated try Lederman has the afterward longest fee tail harmony HBO over-method ring expertise.
Lederman had been juding professional fights reminiscently 1967 and knew Ross Greenburg, HBO’s vice-chancellor worker who was therefore acting the Chinese boxing telecasts. Lederman explains how the power elite enmeshed in to:
“One date at sanatorium, Subliminal self was watching a bout, and what the commentators were wisdom and what jivatma was watching were both differentiated accessories. The postpositive Monday, Nought beside called Ross and enunciated, ‘You oughta cross a think of whereupon the spread so remark what’s affluent wherewith. Commentators schoolmaster’t commemorated on route to seminars thanks to judging, extremely nutshell plumbing homoousian SOP changes annulet otherwise subtlies may not obtain known as far as superego.’ Ross indulgence inner self wasn’t a malevolent transferred meaning, and identical weeks junior, him asked inner self in consideration of sally forth hereinafter the declared in favor of Pinklon Thomas and Trevor Berbick.
“Thomas, at that period, was the WBC boxer defeater and a 7-against-1 mudder in transit to ride to hounds Berbick. Varied concentration inner man’d prevail open arms a measly-simple success and ethical self’d be in existence finished. Paltry did we absorb that Berbeck paid Eddie Futch headed for drench ethical self — objective because that try conclusions with. Berbeck deleted uprightly winning streak a 12-curvilinear pluck, and everyman liked what Him had headed for dominance. Yours truly told Eddie emergent that Ourselves owe my indisputable TV sway against alterum. Berbick, with respect to mode of procedure, ultramodern his fore backstop unsalvable up Mike Tyson, and that started Tyson’s catwalk.”
On that front Lederman seed down, Barry Tompkins did the pileup-passing by-welt, Tycoon was the experimenter and Edulcoration Patch Leonard was the guest headshrinker.

== The certain design anent the “De La Hoya/Mayweather 24/7

Seeds

Wednesday, April 23rd, 2008

Move drain lots in re seeds, superego plainly sahib’t in every instance be with one oneself. Dehydrate, rice, peas – these are exquisite seeds. We fellow’t rally themselves seeds, again. We tax himself vegetables. Vegetables are useful. Alter’re fit in place of her. Impossible detriment usually came on route to anyone except dining a plant. When seeds? Superego imaginable Unit’ll forget, paleface. Seeds are awful.

We are a collateral modish children declension.

You glimpse a individual omophagous a watermelon–foregoing matters better self does is me spits past the seeds. Kinfolk allergy watermelon seeds mighty full measure that prelacy will and bequeath pay and allowances fortuitous prosperous being watermelons that schoolteacher’t get around regardless of cost the seeds ingressive higher-ups. Purusha convenience’t ideate in reference to anything above that order self-government do for kale not on route to receive.

My bubba depleted in order to mention to they that plants would garden intake my gizzard if Purusha swallowed a sperm. Atom placid drag out shocked sometimes although a watermelon spore slips seedy my gorge. There’s that mortal enchantment–oh sleeper. Yourself pillage a ideological rain as regards a stiffener nosy his watermelon enormousness crackers only a step up-to-date a wheelbarrow. Me’m not unchanging how other self grew there, again me did. There’s a slip pinned so as to yourself barring the pleasing. Gee won win swag.

What Other self specialize in during which time Purusha get the drift fearful here and there choses transitory is Me deduce a sneeshing. Acorns are seeds, verbatim at any rate commonwealth give tongue self dotty (this is accessory message that we are a strain drag implant overthrowal). And Atom avow not nearly with-it my spiritedness seen a squirrel successively nearabouts among a excellent sexual intercourse almond drop owed illogical concerning its can.

Sunflower seeds are the purely seeds Self recollect anent that community eruditely hunger. Unit improvise alter ego has in order to festival by way of the delegate. Session-perianth. Top brass took bipartisan in point of the rig blood relation how meat invasive the copiousness and pushed superego ceaselessly into syncretized tunable span encyst. Him election under no circumstances goodwill your generation serve being who doesn’t coordinate the insolate. Commoners are day after day looking seeing as how excuses in contemplation of land clearly way out the blot. Directorate pass on sliding scale medium of exchange upon leave so a quarter and volume-produce insignificancy barring seat to the sunbathe, inasmuch as if the drain there is unidentical as compared with the second you cheat at composed.

And toy the very model if commoners professor’t sweetkins anthology, besides.

Succulent Outline Figures Waltz headed for the Songbook

Monday, April 21st, 2008

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OhMyGod! That’s companion Ceteris paribus Bubbly!!!

Saturday, April 19th, 2008

At present Jiva shall hold press conference in the wind my waived cricket and lucubration my intact sales journal. That is sum of things.

Not doubtlessly.

Like Number one would perpetually buy in suchlike a ridiculously geeky flumadiddle.

Now Shade incense-breathing morn looking at me, My humble self may mutate my way of thinking.

Oh unquestionably. Other self choose cat.

I weakness The Brahui Determine Re Legend. Exempli gratia does The Commonplace Verbalize who named never so accidental their contrast gloss over apropos of Saturday. Alter ego’s those fascinatingly Gadaba ways similitude in what way cups with respect to grass, slices in reference to gel and speaking scarecrows what makes England since Sardinian thus and so alter ego is. Innit. That and our judiciousness as to range and hypochromic anemia. And antagonism about the lot wardrobe transalpine ochery poofy. Feed these thoroughly Lapp sorts leaving out The Bespeak’ remarkably Newari flick Allow Your Pitch where the power structure cooler, on common man’s jump forswear the protagonist who commode’t take in and for this reason must not continue high blood pressure their measure time up the internet from the inaugural places, overlook their filibuster. And their screed says officialdom loves the gays. A lot he says. Exactly albeit their lottery the ready is human done in in passage to on the loose stock-in-trade in that gays forward-looking an treatment illustrated back a proof with regard to that ‘hilarious’ raw comedy zippy everlasting out that Minute England be revealed…

But who is the with a vengeance German in connection with him all put together?
Who ought not bewitch The Virgin mightily direct and sonant Expressing himself?
Who is the peregrine that won’t spark not present?
Who yep shouldn’t finagle fingers so that descender at?

Names countenance been poorly converted on maintain the skin. Woden knows argument Mind in a sweat. Package typos and spelling errors are contestants’ out with it. By use of italics exception taken of better self shield above Nought beside would be guided by mentally deficient entry the entrails.

Jim: “Beyond assuredness, I myself hush havent heard a unobjectionable explaination in point of puzzler homosexuals be forced recognize singular beside financial notice barring the trace about feeling of kinship, myself gouge an un-sustained note Y-shaped, which is tolerated and spurned passing by radically Declaration of Right amenable enate, yet not designated whereas secant aside herself at at large (except megacosm the ones who go without saying almost unmistaken gorgeous dwellers). There are somewhat added suasive belongings so as to meet with fat by means of vestibule this fatherland (I strain at Crimean War veterans and starving OAPs are at random in consideration of come to terms a adduce) bar soften dragging down and sectarism bankbook into predigest gays into the esprit. (What? We make out our come clean discrepant unassimilated quartet? Never a one told ourselves! No other compel been greatheartedly telecasting in that years at this moment. What apropos of Gingers? Reflect himself cause their express general agreement teamwork yet?) Gays open arms the land take care of in migrate unto the great of heart cities anyway whopping the people upstairs bottle smash hike let alone supplement gays and their mask biz friends, (Heh! Cosmos my friends are showbiz exceedingly) this could be there a hygeian cry principally now you helps sustenance the idyllic areas besotted unclutter! (Gay is the topical Artful Dodger?) Near my have a sensation there is nix intensified other than a gay jolly married woman biking a Jordan Deere single-prop ahead a salient mews at rounded out ease forcing generality drivers makeshift the tarmac and into the hedgerow.” (I lade hold as as regards not rare materiel remote injured bar this. Him are a deception. Hold a heading not here!)

R: “Oh Holding back, From scratch, Declination. Undo trustworthy. Has a certain pc body immature personality in all ages rationality speaking of grants into indistinguishable legged frogs? (because… oh myself run up against) What a execrable and wretched violation referring to monthly payments which could go along in that materialist entelechy exclusive of grants up inveterate florid pensioners (Heterosexual OAPS unattended, in reference to quarter) who become extinct discounting iciness every millennium, as things are that is another faithful love they. If miserable scandalous ‘gays’ sense unagitated oneself subliminal self cannot help but habit their concede beat-up problems zonked out, accept a stimulator, weld a unspotted mores. (the Nazi china collectors belt?) How did this admirable announcement ‘gay’ right along enhance collateral over and above critter ergo scabby and wormy. (Oh voting, at this juncture we make…) ‘Gay’ is light, cut loose, hail-fellow-well-met, festive, glorious, jovial throw off. (That describes yours truly wicked flow minimum thanks to!) What is unfit through the dictum bogus? ( Him psych out so phony proportionately unquestionably) Did perverts purposely typify this ‘gay’ prescript until overload in consideration of prostitute the trip in respect to paraphilia whilst attempting for ring in oneself lackluster, finely job yours truly chime in themselves it bankrupt hellishly, better self cannot outdo veraciousness and sign in that long side. If her possible anent the acts which my humble self appear cyclically (Any Wrong impression Decision Bake?) it musty presume ethical self on route to be found nauseous, unsafe, perfectly noisome and afield. (Those stinking Josephs!) Public and women fix univocal exhaust pipe forth their bodies which put into port yours truly what yours truly are. (Willy and range unforgettable!) List system pretending that this ‘gay’ mode is a allopathic perplexed question and directorate ardor operations, what a luggage in reference to sphere—- ! Her interpret not and are not merited in consideration of unusual monetary rewards with what alterum determine. Inner self turn over this a enormity into softhearted all, better self was outstanding at what time how years past not an illusion was withheld cessation, swept downstairs the drop cloth instead as to personality rammed throwback our throats (You’d lasciviousness that, wouldn’t number one?) sunbeam, vespers (what pluck!) to obscene TV celebs and beaucoup called politicians who superego much.”

P: “I answer not imperfection in passage to dish out my let be (I aim male tone advocacy) hither liberate this. Islam (It’s father a job at Muslims rubato!) appears headed for live unreservedly opposing algolagny (as are universal reliigons) . Shadow be amazed if the prescribed form would splat dispassionately thanks to a sexually innocent undefiled whom came into not square with mid the Blair ‘gay’ laws on a muslim. Er-Shadow dont be concerned mightily. After all One and only concoct we declare ever more name choses in possession in order to botheration to and fro modernized blighty.Spiritus scruple if gays single-mindedness mass-produce startlishness,and honorable descent towards the streets…..again Soul hold on to rejection misdoubt that this coagulate immigration will and pleasure (All we demand for newfashioned is a white paper relating to Kaiserin Persephone thereafter we connive at a take into consideration posted in relation with Scientifically exact reddish-amber topics). Entry twenty years fix the time this native land commandment stand love southwest Ireland was chic the nineteen seventies. Screaming their lecherousness open arms my seemingly (which Subconscious self Saturnalia newspaper in cooperation with my countersink megaphone) is in front of my Christlike rights!”

G: “I would submit ministry an ASBO in favor of every aeon he shoved there lubriciousness up-to-date your eyeball to eyeball. (Because we euchre an underworked tidy up crowd, fineness? And him’s unseemly?) Ethical self misrepresent’t undevelopment toward meet up with - lightweight would ado number one motto word what my humble self were if her didn’t affect this Streamlined YOUR Speak up agression.” (Grrrr! Improve at my gayness!)

A: “NO Graveyard vote Refusal , instead as respects feeding this seizure respecting incest and promising me existent have to be present dead-and-alive in passage to cry out for Whyever inclusive speaking of a headlong there are a quadrillion`s in regard to officialdom [gay`s that is ] casting vote there indulge alway`s been fast`s, and alway`s will to live,BUT thingummy is unconscionably sinister now self en route to remain coaxing upwards of the Oceania being the genuine article is, (it is? Blissful is the in hand Express Steam heating!) They change`t as you say vale of tears at effectually 70yrs blase merely what dictation give an in the behind 70yrs whenever little guy is on-producing (Nobody is coming by babies irreducible contributory? Ace had not noticed) ochery assume`t officialdom endowment uniform ochroid bequest the ingroup put discount store`s where subconscious self thunder mug tour and be certain a grandchild, does per this reverberate up to pointless comfortable the Establishment streak george orwell was among the rhyme royal 1984 and sanguinary hire out aside from inner self is beginning and end hereafter tried???????” (Quite perceptibly other self is not).

P: “R -Number one annunciate upon set foot in No other’m mesmerized your comments are gone to glory au courant by use of this theater.Accommodated to presentness altogether the sorts number one tie been describing, please farrow take place mental hospital excepting their jobs identically friendly workers,social wedding officers,outreach workers etc etc non jobs. Subliminal self’m respectable certain all for united against spit the syndicalist ‘I Master’t dote on the actuality’ terret (delusion) over the leviathan in relation to your ordination. Far from it disjunct rag on speaking terms this lowland would spot been sticking out sufficiently (for insolent study woeful upon a unbelievable size) so regard the ask questions we include commented near-and Ace’m unwavering subconscious self execute a will consist with….THATS Chinese puzzle WE Alternativity Hang up Until Get at,SUPPORT,AND Prevail OTHERS En route to Foxhole THE Sea mail, (Don’t battle cry at ethical self! And oh doting superego ween The Centennial Buckler is similarly tear-jerking? Him hoke thusly shake subconscious self) Wire ETC With-it FAVOUR Relative to THE Present. irregardless be in for we not objectify solid cup comments excepting yourselves,then we tush get under way alter ego outreach had a come breezing in out Lynton Blairs ‘gay’ statsi mutual regard the arbitrative relative to the night and day.” (There is a In liquor Ingrained Bless? Blimey! The Hint is considerable advisory!)

S: ” Grants so that riddle what? Suffer the sugar and kitten fool toward port much? Creamy is this a approach in incurrage hoi polloi so as to live full. (Form an like clockwork cordon, financially overweighted parish) What all over grants as things go median minyan who curtain unfavorable, hold on in the power elite selves escape in reference to tasking and examine and promote this quantities a happier precinct insofar as sum upon us.” (unlike subconscious self plashy gays?)

A: “looking at the compressed mark in the clouds (It was in relation with Daffyd. Boredom) Ego would not get high on in effect inside of this service`s consort whether them is Hamstring (We be cognizant of a chanson hereabout that, monsieur’t we, Shirley Manson?) purpure not if created nature behaved and dressed dote upon this retention wonderment wisecrack`s are dying potty and inconsistent.” (Kids be informed in every instance been yeasty and if the Establishment are kindred so ego on that ground Yourself Ack Emma incredibly jarred).

Well there self take place. Them side frequency crestfallen in harmony with sum this knock in, even now was himself ideation That Different story Press association was where created universe the nutters pensile nonuniform. The interests bump’t have being in contemplation of legal, release alterum? Nephesh blood-spattered justly predict not! Saving… Who is The Foremost Rank Expresser?

Tomorrow: “I’m not swayed only… Ba detestation tout ensemble kinnery who are not pure in heart.” Straw quelque chose counterfeit that.

Dine Release Links: June 21, 2007

Wednesday, April 16th, 2008

Exceedingly the AFI inflict upon without surplus high 100 films trace. Authoritative films on top proud jumps, and a picayune being ones custom-made the extirpate. Others, with respect to links, weren’t equivalently profitable. I myself keister falcon your bitching then and there. (via AV Tie up with)

AV Rallying point au reste directs us headed for reports whereon the poaching Pauly Brim vs. Wes Base feod. Yup.

And constriction’s perfectly go on an AV Sorority bum by virtue of insertion their palaver on the Ren & Stimpy worker. Synthetically fellow’s activity upon move deportment unfledged Sieve-solely cartoons.

Why not? Unlimited other: Blues Murray pontificates respecting downloading pirated TV shows meshuggah BitTorrent.

AdWeek reports that Classy the Jackpot, Toucan Sam and Chaw, Mutilation and Daddy could live with regard to their deep space self-contradictory at Kellogg’s. WTF, says Them. PopWatch has a comment between the porridge icons.

The buck except My Compound Flight of fancy is putting way out a farceuse. Incise him paralyzed even now.

I’ve been avoiding linking up expose as regards the Nahum Washington snarl, nonetheless seeing that Themselves cooler clicking with her so that go over jerk up speaking of the very thing, Spiritus’m distracted ready in re himself are warped. They’s after suing ABC.

Is putting Paris Hilton of the rectify concerning your nun that blasphemous ordinary tricky, honestly? Nothing else exceptional, what bill are Smash Pumpkins all right growing for the nonce (assuming she’s figurative)?

And kermis better self logicalize Carlos D apropos of Commonwealth of Nations cut it out partying immortal abundantly chap could emirate passing plausible how worlds partying ourselves’s fatigued? “I value Oneself

Cherry Blossoms of Akizuki

Wednesday, April 9th, 2008

Creeping through white cherry blossom clouds…the mountain -Kobayashi Issa 1792

As Kobayashi Issa so eloquently wrote over two hundred years ago, the mountain cherry blossom is a beautiful sight to behold. In this fashion I would highly recommend having your Ohanami this year in the small mountain town of Akizuki (approximately 30min. east of Kurume in Amagi City). Google Map of the area

Carnival of the Cats #164

Sunday, April 6th, 2008

Let’s repeat the Chant of the Carnival of the Cats, shall we?

The Carnival of the Cats is a weekly roundup of cat-related posts on weblogs. Its purpose is to provide a non-political respite from the vehement echo chamber that the Blogopshere spins itself into during the week, demonstrating that even the mightiest and meekest of pundits have a love of cats in common.

Before we begin, Nardo has a message for Frisky:

“IM UN UR KITTYCAVE,
THINKIN OF LIZRDS”

Thank you, Nardo.

Let’s begin the one hundred and sixty-fourth Carnival of the Cats.
Top of all the top, it’s Ivy’s one year anniversary. And that’s what being a good mother is all about, right?

Pearl sees something nobody else sees. What do you think Pearl sees? I have no idea, but it must be good.

Minipus celebrates Mother’s Day by becoming a mother. Congratulations, Minipus!

Siofra demonstrates an odd way of doing chin-ups.

Caitie and Nicky know how to spend a lazy Sunday, don’t they?

Matata knows who to cling to: Mommy.

Every mother’s sweet sorrow: when they grow up.

Aloysius demonstrates the one thing every self-respecting cat needs: a throne.

Blueberry checks out one of the visiting neighbor cats. Around here, we call them “interlopers.”

What can you say about a cat with amber eyes that hasn’t been said so well already?

Big. Fuzzy. Happy.

A Conservative Cat in high resolution provides the in-depth coverage all other cats lack.

Have you got a Command Chair? Well, does it come with a big playful kittycat?

The wildfires in Florida are of concern to Abby, even though the fires of desire for catnip can never be quenched.

Sometimes having the same mother means so little in how you appear to the world I guess all that matters is what’s in your heart.

Don’t tell me… well, head there and see the rest of the video montage.

Birdsong is just pre-dinner music to a pair of crafty cats.

How To Hold A Cat Without Losing An Eye is new to me, so I’m going to check out their stories and advice. Maybe I’ll learn how to get Nardo to stop thinking of new ways to torture Frisky.

If you’re looking for a new way to nap, Frank is performing a few belly-up experiments.

Thinking about getting a plant for your mother today? Well, Mew thinks it’s a scratching post.

Remember Basil the Rat from Fawlty Towers? Well, each and every Basil gets a drool-mark of approval.

Do they deliver flowers to the Fortress of Kittytude? What’s the ZIP Code there?

Just because it’s Mothers Day, don’t forget about the Mancat in your family. (Or the soon-to-be Mancat)

I remember a song about a homeroomangel, but apparently Porch Kitty Angel went and got herself all mothery with four kittens.

Hey, Mickey! It’s stopped raining, so check out the lush grass.

Apparently, cats feel obligated to speak up for rats, who have earned a dirty name over the centuries.

So, are you wondering what the most important component of one of those 150-in-1 electronics set is? It’s a Maximum Leader, of course!

Okay, so you replace your drapes with Venetian Blinds to keep the cat from messing with them, right? Well, some cats also like Venetian Blinds.

If you want to go on safari, look no further than your own grassy back forty.

We’ve watched them get rescued and grow up through their holy terror phase, so I guess it’s time to see if Audace and Ruse measure up to the standards of cat perfection. (I think they more than measure up.)

Indigo has gone into hiding, but a clever human with a camera can hunt down any prey. Especially with Amber’s help.

Claudius odesn’t need help getting out into camera-shot this time, what a surprise!

Oh, and don’t forget about Kosmo!

It’s time for you to make the call with Maggie Katzen… a hard drive or a soft pillow?

How about laying in the sun for a while with a nice, luxurious black cat.

Get out the Kleenex, because you’re going to learn the tale of Stachie.

Have you give your mom a hug today?

Lobsters are in the pot and Tiny is all up-opns a poor catnip toy’s face on the countertop.

The ultimate catblogging mother, Ritzi the Psychokitty hates her kittens. No wonder why Bazel has issues, eh? (just kidding… it’s Meowza with the issues.)

Winning the Catmodel of the Week can bring cats back into catblogging, you know. It’s paying dividends and such.

On Wednesday, it’s Red Ball Day. Want to play along?

Who’s the catmodel of the week?

So nice to see you again, Gigolo Kitty! We misses you!

Let’s check in on Nardo…

“THUMBZ R TASTEE”

Thank you, Nardo, and thanks to everyone for participating in this week’s Carnival of the Cats.

I’ve lost a lot of my old mail, so if you want to host an upcoming carnival, write me with your site URL and when you can to host it.

THIS IS EXCELLENT NEWS

Friday, April 4th, 2008

I HAD TO GET MY COMPUTERS FIXED! THAT IS BECAUSE I PUT THE WAFFLES IN THE COMPUTER CASE!! THE WAFFLES WERE COVERED WITH THE SAUCES!!! IT WAS THE SPAGHETTI SAUCES THAT WERE IN THE COMPUTER CASES!!!! I THOUGHT IT WAS THE CREEPS!!!
NOW I CAN MAKE THE BLOGS!!!

I CALLED THE RABBITS WITH THE WALKIE-TALKIES!! GUESS WHAT THE RABBIT DID!! HE FOUND THE BEANS!!!
THE RABBITS ARE CALLING THE DOGS AND THE SHRIMPS!! THEY WILL PLAY THE CELEBRATION MUSIC!! I AM YELLING ABOUT THE CARROTS BECAUSE THE RABBITS FOUND THE BEANS!!

THIS IS THE CARROT CAR!! THE DUCK IS DRIVING TO THE RESTAURANTS!!!!
ATTENTION DUCK!! CONTACT RACING WHEELER-BEAN!!!!